Saturday, September 30, 2006

Thanks!

To those of you stopping by as a result of Media Bistro's wonderful link mediabistro.com: MBToolBox: Freelancing - What's It Like? to my post, thanks and do feel free to email me if there's something you want to discuss or if you have seen any good articles worth mentioning and I'll put them up.
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Blog of the Day - The Writing Life!

Managing Editor Nienke Hinton's blog is worth a long visit for those who want to check out other writing tips and great info on pretty much everything to do with The Writing Life

(I'm not just adding this because of her kind link to one of my earlier posts - but thank you Neinke and regards to Toronto!)



Moving along - had to nab this pic when I saw it! Sums it up pretty well!



Thank you again to all those who emailed me and keep them coming.
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Writing Tips by Chuck Palahniuk

I always like hearing what methods people use to get them writing. Here are 13 Writing Tips by Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk

Here's his first tip.

Number One: Two years ago, when I wrote the first of these essays it was about my "egg timer method" of writing. You never saw that essay, but here's the method: When you don't want to write, set an egg timer for one hour (or half hour) and sit down to write until the timer rings. If you still hate writing, you're free in an hour. But usually, by the time that alarm rings, you'll be so involved in your work, enjoying it so much, you'll keep going. Instead of an egg timer, you can put a load of clothes in the washer or dryer and use them to time your work. Alternating the thoughtful task of writing with the mindless work of laundry or dish washing will give you the breaks you need for new ideas and insights to occur. If you don't know what comes next in the story… clean your toilet. Change the bed sheets. For Christ sakes, dust the computer. A better idea will come.

As always, feel free to email me your ideas on writing and I'll put them up.
Keep up the good work!
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Friday, September 29, 2006

First Editions Books - Worth Taking a Look



I received my (first) first edition book today - a signed first edition copy of Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk the wonderful author who wrote Fight Club, Survivor and Choke. So, thanks to Grecian Books I think I'm going to start a little collection. It's the little things...
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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Tricks of the Trade

I liked this site Tricks of the Trade Thanks for that Mick in Australia, I saw it mentioned on your site Mighty Pen, Plastic Sword

If any of you have sites you would like to recommend, email me and I'll include them next time.
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Writing a Book - In One Hit!

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I want to encourage any writers out there to have a go at writing a book. Much is said about the time, commitment and inspiration required to do this. Articles about authors who have spent years sweating over their manuscripts (with good and bad results) can be slightly off putting. Who wants to hear that after 5-years of writing you might end up with zip all and a dusty pile of papers sitting under your bed. I’m not saying that it’s easy to get a book published, that goes without saying, but I would like to stress that writing a book can be easier than people want us to believe.

You may not be a fan of Stephen King, but he can write a book in less than two weeks. But it’s Stephen King. Point taken, but there is no reason why you can’t get a good book done in a short space of time, especially, if you have already started writing for a living.

I think it’s one of life’s best-kept secrets. Make it sound hard and people will be put off doing it. Bag of crap I say. Think about it.
How many times have you thought about writing a novel and then been put off because;

a) You don’t think you can write well enough
b) You don’t have the time
c) You have to be a great writer to bother
d) You have no inspiration
e) You have no idea what to write about
f) It would be too personal and people would know too much about you
g) You don’t want to end up like those people you avoid at a party, who can’t stop going on about the book they’ve written
h) You only want to write it if you can be sure of getting an agent and getting it published.

But think of it like this, the faster you write your first book, the less time you will have wasted if it doesn’t work out. Rejection hurts more if you have spent years working on something, feels a hell-of-a-lot better if, let’s say, it only took you five weeks.

The average novel is about 300-pages, loosely translated that’s about 300-words a page (if you lay out the manuscript according to whatever rules for manuscript layout are out there) so that’s about 90,000-words. How many of us have had to write a thousand word piece to deadline? How about that two thousand-word piece they wanted by Monday? Get my point? But this time when you are writing, it’s not to deadline, there are no constraints to style and content and no one is going to see it. Try and write two thousand words about anything you like and you will see how quickly you can do it. Now try a few more on top of that. I bet all of you could come out with five or six thousand words over one day of the weekend.

Here comes the point, at last.

5,000 in one-day equals 90,000 in eighteen days.

Many of you will say, but I can’t possibly write 5,000 words in one day. Okay, try 2,000 words - we agreed that most of us have written that many words on deadline. So, 2,000 a day for forty-five days is – BINGO – 90,000 words. Sounds obvious because it is.

Now imagine you put the whole weekend aside, let’s say 5,000 words in a weekend – that’s eighteen weekends.

How about setting time aside and doing it one hit? That’s right! One big hit. 2,500 words a day - 90,000 words in? 45 days. We agreed that we do that all the time for deadlines. This is free style, no need to edit or think too much, just write. Believe me on some days you will knock out 5,000 words in a day. That's 90,000 words in eighteen days. You do the math.

So you see it can be done. I think a first book should be done quickly, it’s like pulling off a plaster. Once you have written the first, you will be so delighted, that writing a second one will seem like child’s play.

Ever hear of writers who don’t get published until their third or fourth attempt. Well, your first attempt will be done and that’s great news!

Once those 90,000 words are on paper, editing it will feel like fun, sending to agents will be great and the good news the rejections will seem far less painful than if you had spent years honing this unknown beast.

So PLEASE just give it a go! I did.

Let me know what you think. I would love to hear your comments.
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Thanks and Keep Asking!

Thank you to those who took the time to email me regarding my fledgling BLOG – much appreciated. Please feel free to contribute and ask questions. That’s why I started THE SQUEAKING NOODLE, so, that you can ask away. I have been writing for national newspapers in the UK and US for many years and I get asked questions, all the time, about what it’s like and how to break into the mainstream press. That’s exactly why I want to pass on any bits and bobs of info that might be useful to you as you progress in your writing career. Anything from freelance writing, dealing with editors, writing your first novel, and as I say in my blog title things that make your head go pop – those niggling questions you don’t want to ask fellow writers in case they think you’re a) crap, b) stupid, c) deluded, d) too nosey etc.
So please get in touch and I will do my best to either answer your questions, pass on leads when I can or source info you might need to help you along the way.
Keep up the good work!
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Pitching Editors by Phone? That's Right.

So, what's the best way to pitch a news or feature idea to an editor you have never spoken with before? Here is an example of what you could try. It's may sound obvious, but believe me - it works.

"Hello can I speak to John Commission, please?
"Thanks.
"Is that John Commission?"
"Yes."
"Hi, my name is Mabel Freelance (Do not pause) I used to work/I write for (Mention the best publication you have worked or you write for - just one, that's all you need. Sound casual - you have been doing this for years) I haven't written for you before, but I've got this great story and I wanted to offer it to you first. (Do not pause - believe me - keep with it) It's about (Keep it casual and hit him with soundbites) women who eat their placentas OR it's about a lottery winning teenage dad who dumps his baby OR I've got an exclusive chat with Paul McCartney. (Get the picture?)

(The offering it to him first works a treat and it's funny how quickly he'll forget that he doesn't know you and that's when you'll get that extra second to tell him your great idea.)

There are two ways this can go. 1) He says."Great." You're in. 2) He says." Sorry, not for me."
If he's interested - well done! If it's not for him, keep calm and be persistent. Retain a casual tone and say.

"That's fine, I just thought I'd offer it to you first. (No pause) "I'd like to email you some more ideas, what's the best email to send them to?"

You can't fail. If you slow down at any point, you will be off the phone quicker than a kid on water slide. It's all in the voice, keep it calm, lower the tone, sound casual and keep talking. Do not shout at them or giggle - just keep going. Do not be tempted to offer more than one idea at this point - there's time for that later.

Please think about using the phone to pitch ideas, especially if you are querying editors in the UK. Most good newspaper and magazine editors will listen to you, after all, your call might be tomorrow's big scoop. They won't want to miss out. You'd be surprised how many writers stick to email pitches and we all know how easy it is to delete or ignore them.

Train your new contacts. Show them that you can be brief and to the point in minutes. They won't mind at all and in lots of cases - you'll get that commission. Bravery is rewarded!

The worst that can happen is that you come away with an email address and a contact. So even if it feels like your first idea was rejected, it's not the end of the world - you have more - right?

Believe me - this does work. Do have a go and let me know how you get on. Remember to do your research before you call and make sure your idea matches the publication you are targeting.

Good luck and keep up the hard work!

More on Pitching: Pitching Newspaper and Magazine Editors – The Difference Between the US and UK Market and Why It's Not All About the Pitch!



Have Your Say...

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Keep up the good work!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Freelancing - What's It Like?

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What's it like being a freelance writer? Can you make a living and is it a real job?" The easy answers are. It's great, yes and yes.

Think of it like this. Everyday editors are competing for the next best story to outwit their competitors - other papers and magazines - and land a splash or a scoop and sell the most papers or magazines.

With seventy or so pages in each newspaper and more in Sunday editions, not counting weekend colour supplements etc. there are lots of pages to fill and lots of news and features to write.

Most national newspapers - remember there are only about 10 in the UK - have a small team of staff writers, hence it makes sense to take work from a large and varied pool of freelance writers. The freelance writer provides an editor with ideas and stories that his/her staff writers often don't have the time to find.

On a typical day as a freelance writer, the focus is on generating ideas - new ideas - that will be of interest to a paper of magazine. So, before you even consider the writing part of the job, you have to ask yourself. Are you a good ideas person? Have you got what it takes to find a story that no one else has found or written?

Once you have a list of ideas, it's important to know the style and content requirements of each publication you intend to write for. For example, there is no point putting forward a feature idea about orphans in Bulgaria to a fashion magazine - obvious, I know, but it's amazing how many editors get offered ideas from writers who have not researched their publication.

The next step is to shortlist newspapers and magazine that cover these sorts of topics and ideas.
Once you've done that it's worth researching the idea a little further - enough to know a little more about the subject and to see if the people involved are provisionally agreeable to chatting with you or open to giving you the information you require for the story to work.

As soon as you have completed the initial research, you can then summarize the idea into a short paragraph and query the editor responsible for commissioning stories similar to the ones you are approaching them with.

Which takes us to the question of contacts and networking? I have never believed in networking. Would you be shocked if I told you that the majority of national newspaper and magazine editors I write for, I have NEVER met? It's true and believe it or not, I like it that way.

Having worked on a national newspaper, I can tell you that one thing most editors hate more than having their time wasted with poorly researched ideas and bad writing is the freelance writer who tries to bully them into meeting them for lunch. "I'm in the area and I thought it would be great to put a face to the name." This is tantamount to bringing the editor's full laundry basket into the office.

It may sound cruel - but they DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOU. Most of them are far too busy filling pages. If they met with half the freelance writers out there, they would have no time for anything else.

Believe me, do not try and network your way in. Editors and staff writers hate it. It's different if you happen to have written a great piece and they suggest meeting up, but if they don't just carry on as before and leave the invites for your friends and family. Get busy networking with contacts that can get you a great story instead. That's where you need to invest more of your time.

Freelancing is about getting work published not about making friends. Well, you can, if you fancy being known as the freelance writer with the most contacts and no bylines. But some people are very palsy with editors and seem to get lots of work you say. Yes, there are those writers who do seem to have a huge contact book and lots of work, but again, ask yourselves why?

The majority have already worked as a staff writer and the colleagues they once worked with have perhaps moved on and become editors.

This brings me to the subject of experience in your field. I would love to say that ideas are everything, but they are not. Ideas are extremely important as is good writing, but it does help if you have worked on staff for a publication before. It has nothing to do with contacts, but more to do with familiarity. If an editor knows you have worked for let's say The Times, they will instantly know that you must be good or they would not have employed you.

Staff writing jobs are competitive and there are few and far between. Also, it means that you know what it's like working in a busy news/features environment and that you won't be put off by head-splitting deadlines and straight talk. As I said it helps, but you can still carve out a very lucrative career without having held a staff job. With each piece you get published, you will begin to amass a healthy stack of publishing credits, which will also help you with the next idea pitch.

With regards to good writing, which I skated over earlier, it's all about what the publication style is. There is no point approaching a tabloid with flowing descriptive prose, because they don't want that. Read any tabloid and you will see, they keep it short and to the point. Some say that it's the easiest form of writing. Don't be fooled. I challenge anyone to take a news story and summarize it into less than 400-words or write up an interview with a celebrity that has prattled on for 4-hours, in less than 800-words.

It's easy to waffle, but trying to get every detail in, within the required word count is a skill. This does not mean that broadsheets like The Daily Telegraph like your waffle any more than the tabloids - they don't, but they look for another style of writing and more than likely focus on a different angle to suit their particular readership.

For example, a Sun reader wouldn't expect to read a three thousand -word analysis piece on education with their tea and toast. They might, but they would probably tackle something like that on Sunday or on a day off when they have more time to read. It's all terribly obvious, when you know these things, and hopefully useful if you don't.

I often get asked why a paper of magazine would take a freelance writer's story if they could simply take the idea and run with it themselves. Why should they? These are multi-million pound businesses not conniving idea stealers. If you have a great story and they want it - they will commission and pay you for it - end of story.

What if other people or PR’s offer them the same ideas before I get a chance? That's brings us back to looking after your idea contacts. Talk to them; ask them whom they have spoken to. It's amazing how many stories can be lost by not asking if any other writer has approached the person involved. Most publications want exclusive stories. Yes, they all cover the same news - that's what staff writers do. If you are not on staff don't worry about daily news, concentrate on news and ideas they haven't got time to get. Strengthen your relationships with PR's, media professionals and anyone and everyone who can lead you to an interesting snippet or story. Check the Internet, read and read, and ask lots of questions.

Is there enough work to make a living? Again, think about how many newspapers and magazines there are. Pop into WH Smith and have a look around. Now multiply that by 70 or so pages, times however many articles and news pieces and you have your answer. Unless you are on every front page of every newspaper - there is enough work to keep thousands of freelancers in work.

As for money, how long is a piece of string? If the story is an exclusive - you can certainly rest assured that the money will be very good indeed, especially if it's a celebrity scoop with photos. If it appears on page 30, then assume you will get paid less. As a rule, the tabloids pay the most and the broadsheets the least. But remember getting a few pieces in the Times or The Guardian etc. does wonders for your reputation.

Reputation - that's another interesting area. Do you need one? Depends what you got it for? Are you writing for your friends to see your byline in the paper or magazine or are you writing to because that's what you do?

I suggest that you forget who sees what you write and keep writing. The most successful writers have so many bylines; they no longer keep track of them. So, ask yourself - if you are still counting bylines, perhaps you should concentrate on generating more ideas. The bylines will flood in by themselves.

But what's it like working for yourself? Is it lonely? Great and no. You are never on your own, because being a freelance writer you are busy talking and meeting people all day long. Of course, there are advantages of being home alone, like conducting telephone interviews in your knickers, but if you hide away in the comfort of your home or study waiting for work to find you, of course it'll be lonely.

Who would you prefer to give work to a) Ms. I am always available and I sit by the phone all day for you to call or b) Ms. I'd be delighted to write that for you, I'm very busy this week, but I'm sure I can get that on your desk first thing tomorrow morning.

You decide which category of freelance writer you want to be and then go for it.

Above all, IGNORE REJECTIONS, they’re not personal, they just mean keep trying; keep searching for those ideas. There is no point sending out three ideas and wondering why the work isn't rolling in. Send lots and then some more, but make sure you send them to the right people for the story. Send lots of ideas, but only if they are good, don't just bombard editors with quantity.

How about motivation? Well, let's see. You can work however many hours you like, we've covered the knickers scenario, you can earn as little or as much as you like and you are answerable to yourself for the most part. Great isn't it!

But don't you get sick of selling and begging to get a commission? Excuse me? Please go and read up about journalism before you ask me this.

Editors NEED news ideas and good writers and freelance writers NEED editors. It's a two way street. Once you are writing regularly for a publication, you are in effect another member of their team and will be treated as such - just remember it all starts with ideas, hard work and positive thinking.

After all - it's the best job in the world.


Please feel free to email me if you have any specific questions and I will select some of them to put up for discussion.

Keep up the good work as it sure beats working for a living.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Book Trends and Data Advice for FREE!

This may be of interest to you. It's a great site for book data and it's FREE while they test the site - good news for us. TitleZ.com

What it's good for:
* Data for historic and current sales rankings from Amazon
* How topics or titles perform over time, so you can measure the competition and understand what's hot
* Insight into what to publish and when

Let me know what you think or if you have any useful sites you would like to mention.

So This Is Blogging?

Welcome. Thanks for taking a look at my BLOG. I hope to discuss everything from writing to things which interest you - agents, freelance writing, getting published, books and anything else that comes up as we go along.
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