Pitching US and UK Editors - Looking To The Future

It’s only an idea - but how about freelance writers pitching ideas to US and UK editors by phone and leaving a pitch message on a specially allocated voicemail number with a 15-second time rule? Let's say between nine and ten in the morning. Make it a premium rate number and then all the profits from the pitch calls could jump straight into our greedy little freelance fingers. Editors would simply have to grab a coffee or a valium, listen and then ignore or accept. Easy! Got any ideas you want to share?
See you soon.

(In case you weren't sure - my tongue was firmly in my cheek when I wrote this.

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