Self-Promotion Sinks To An All Time Low

5-million-album-selling singer, Kate Melua (pronounced Mel-oo-r-you?) performed a concert 994 feet under the North Sea, earning her a spot in The Guinness Book of Records. She performed two concerts in the leg of an oil platform (run that by me again...) in Oslo, Norway. Melua, 22, told the International Herald Tribune, "This was definitely the most surreal gig I've ever done." (You're not kiddding there!)

What next, Martin Amis signing books at a coal mine in Bulgaria? Marian Keyes reading from the inside of a barrell in Slovakia?

The Squeaking Noodle's mind boggles
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