Squeaking Noodle Competition - Fantastic Book for Free!

Along the way The Squeaking Noodle wants to give away some of its favourite books.

To start off with, it's one I read and loved recently. Have a look at this earlier post Great Read: A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon for more info.

All you have to do, is answer the following questions, then leave your answers as a comment (just click on the line that says press to have your say below this post) or Email The Squeaking Noodle. You can give your name or stay anon., but do let me and others know what you do ie. writer, author, journo, gerbil tamer etc.

Here goes:

1) If all your emails for one year were published into a memoir, how accurate a reflection would it be of your life that year and how much cash would you want for it to stop you from leaving the country?

2) If you were invisible whose email inbox would you raid?

3) What's your best writing tip?

I'll put the best answers up for you to read next Monday; the very best one will get Mark Haddon's new book (the hard back edition) sent to them. Make sure to leave me your email, so that I can let you know if you've won.
Good luck!